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as told by 'Thunder-God' |
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as told by 'Thunder-God' |
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oh oh Lemmie think one up! *think think think* OWWWWWWWWWWW OK I got one about this Rock Ok there was this Rock hes like all cranky and he would like smash people who would make him made but this Rock dude had like some kick toosh regalia and stuff and he was shelfish and thought all the other forest animals sucked and he was all mighty so he wouldn't let anyone even look at his treasures So like... one day There was like these three animal dudes Mr. Deer Mr. Raccoon and Mr. Hawk they really wanted to see Mr. Rocks stuff so they tromp on over and they say "hey come on man..be cool..We wanna see your stuff" And Mr. Rock's like "yeah whatever get lost!" Aww come on man...we wanna cheack your stuff out So Mr. Rock got angry Look... he said I'm sick you you dorkweeds bothering me You ain't gonna see nuthin get lost And the animals were like... hey man... you could be a little nicer and Rock said ok... that's it... I'm gonna smash you! So he tumbled over after em but they got away and Mr. Rock likes BAH!..And rolls back to his.Rug or whatever and so Mr. Raccoon, Hawk and Deer are all hanging out in the bushes and stuff and Raccoons like hey man... that dude's mean... Yeah! said Deer I got a plan says Hawk You know that dude always sleeps he like never gets insomia so what were gonna do is... when he's all sleepin and stuff we're gonna sneek over and we're gonna steal his stuff Aw man thats un cool Said Deer! Hey hey chill said Hawk it's all good... we're gonna return it I mean it's just fer a day So Deer and Raccoon are like... well ok man... as long as we return it So the three go to where Rock is and he's all sleep and stuff And... they sneek over and grab his stuff Aww right! groovy! Said Raccoon we got his stuff! cool now we can show it off to everyone! So they began to sneek off Suddenly! Deer tripped! (omg) (poor Deer) And Rock woke up HEY wth! HEY Get away! Put my stuff down! Screamed Rock! *and the animals began to run... they're like oh man! we better get lost he's gonna smash us! Woh said Hawk thats un cool! yer right lets get out of here and they bolted off like a bat out of hell and Rocks like HEY! YOU THIEVES thats MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Rock began to quiver with rage and anger And he started to roll! And then he got faster WOH! said Deer... That dudes catchin up! I know!! said Hawk! Hey you two can run and fly and stuff... but... like... I'm not that fast... ya know... being a Raccoon and all Er..well bummer said Deer! Hey I'll like pick you up if you need it said Hawk! And Rock got faster he was so mad and so full of rage and stuff that nuthin would stand in his way so the animals ran to the forest hoping that maybe the trees would like stop Mr. Rock But Rock just smashed though them OH NO! (screams) *and the animals were running as fast as they could but like this Rock dude was really fast then suddenly Deer tripped on a log and Rock like smashed him flat! Hawk and Raccoon looked back in horror hey man this is uncoo said Hawk... U know what I gotta plan What what said Raccoon you run one way and i'll go another I'm gonna take other there to that thar mountain ok ok right on And Raccoon run the other way And Rock went after Hawk and Hawks all trying to get him more mad by clawing at him and stuff and when the reach the mountain..Rocks so peed off that he flys off the edge he was so blinded by his own rage he couldn't even see the cliff and hes all falling and he slams into the side of the cliff and he suddenly breaks into 2s then 3s then.AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!... 4s! and eventually by the time Rock hits the ground he was no bigger than a speck And Hawk came down AHAHAHAHAH @ you Rock! Looks whos little now! And so Hawk flew off The End all animal relatives in this story were stunt animals nun were hurt |
(Thunder-God is Lakota, Creek and Cherokee, with Scotch Irish)
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